What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Do any members of BTS have significant others in real life? If so, why do they choose not to discuss it publicly?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

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What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.